This lightweight tri-blend tee carries attitude without sacrificing comfort. The front shows a gritty, dark-humored skull ripping open a box of crayons beneath a bold “Professional Crayon Eater” banner — a tongue-in-cheek nod to rough-and-ready humor. On the back is a pin-up–style, armed character with tactical gear and cheeky stencil text, giving the shirt a rebellious, veteran-inspired edge. The fabric drapes softly, moves with you, and holds its shape through wear. Wear it to casual meetups, bike nights, range days, or when you want to make people crack a smirk — it’s for folks who like their style loud, a little irreverent, and unmistakably bold.
Product features - Soft tri-blend fabric (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon) for durability and drape - Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) — breathable and comfortable all day - Structural details: side seams and shoulder tape to keep shape - Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort - Printed artwork uses DTG/DTF techniques for detailed, vibrant designs
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
