This soft tri-blend tee speaks with loud humor and a wink. A dark, heathered canvas lets the neon-green brushstroke lettering pop — front text reads “I am 99% certain you are STUPID.” while the back shows a bold “FUBAR” tag. Lightweight and drapey, it moves with you whether you’re wandering a show, swapping stories at a dive bar, or fixing something that’s gone sideways. Wear it when you want to break tension with blunt comedy, announce your sarcastic mood, or join friends who appreciate irreverent, in-your-face graphics. The fabric feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape with shoulder tape and side seams, so the shirt stays comfortable and presentable through outings, gigs, and late-night hangs.
Product features - Tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon for soft, durable drape - Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) regular fit for airy, everyday wear - Structural support: side seams and shoulder tape help retain shape - Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting elasticity - DTF inner neck label and tear-away label for comfort and clean finish
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
